Why some girls stay single...

The MP3 file of would-be Casanova Dimitri's voicemail messages to a girl he's recently met has apparently been rocketing around the internet for some time now but after coming across this blog post from Melodymaker I couldn't resist sharing it here...

Personally, I've never had the misfortune to meet someone quite as obnoxious as Dimitri but I can think of some guys who've come close!