Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Red alert

Some random things I have learnt from the media about being a redhead since Julia Gillard ousted the man formerly known as "Our Kev" (how quickly things change) a couple of weeks ago:
  • In Corsica is you pass a redhead you should spit and turn around.
  • In Greek mythology redheads turn into vampires when they die (I kind of like this one by-the-way).
  • The gene for red hair is recessive and is found in less than 4% of the world's population.
  • Redheads are assumed to have a bold and dominant personality.
  • Not all redheads are witches but all witches are redheads.
  • "Judas was a ginger", according to Cartman on South Park.
  • Judas is most often depicted in paintings with red hair.
  • Vampires descended from Judas were usually identifiable by their red hair.
  • Hitler banned the marriage of two redheads because he feared "deviant offspring.
  • Sarah Ferguson's money-grabbing treachery towards her ex is related to her hair colour.
  • Red heads are known for their bad temper. 
  • Aristotle said that redheads are "emotionally un-housetrained".
  • Red hair is not a disability, according to the advertising standards board.
  • The Biblical "mark of Cain" is thought by some to have been red hair.
  • Ancient Romans considered redheads to be unlucky.
  • Redheads feel pain more and are harder to sedate, requiring 20% more anaesthetic.
  • Redhead women are more sexually active than women with other hair colour.
  • People with red hair more prone to sunburn and skin cancer.
  • A French proverb states that “redheaded women are either violent or false, and usually are both.”

I could go on but honestly people, it's a hair colour, not a character flaw!

Oh, here's a thought: why don't we all calm down and judge the woman on her actions rather than her hair colour?

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